Total Medals Earned: 441 (From 133 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,220 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Somehow, by some miracle, start the game.
Finish the game having done every task.
Get EXTREMELY lucky and catch a super duper ultra mega rare fish.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/100 points)
Get the first question right
Get the second question right
Get the third question right
Get the forth question right
Get the fifth question right
Get the sixth question right
Get the seventh question right
Get the eighth question right
Get the ninth question right
Get the tenth question right
Get the eleventh question right
Get the twelth question right
Get the thirteenth question right
Get the fourteenth question right
Get the fifteenth question right
Medals Earned: 3/16 (60/565 points)
Press C
Play the game during December.
Send Mazza to bi' wi' ahh Di, Jade Goody and the angles
Finish the game with all tasks completed
Complete the game
Eliminate all the Cum Men
Press F
Get shit on by a bird
Tread in shit
Glass someone
Destroy all the CCTV cameras
Ride the bus
Blow up baby Jesus
Collect all the dog treats
Knock a bird shit out of the sky with a glass.
Knock two bird shits out of the sky.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (190/190 points)
Complete Mew York
Complete Detrout
Complete El Pawso
Complete Los Angelhiss
Complete Mew York on Expert
Complete Detrout on Expert
Complete El Pawso on Expert
Complete Los Angelhiss on Expert
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/170 points)
Gravity is no more.
Finish a button level
Die to a spike
Run out of charges
Pass thru a gravity grid
Now they're timed?
Because 2 wasn't enought.
Finish the game.
Die less than 25 times.
Use less than 100 charges
Finish the game in less than 10 minutes.
Finish the game in 5 minutes without dying once.
Medals Earned: 8/16 (45/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
"There's nobody here."
See your new pet fish!
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/190 points)
Play the game (Thanks for the free medal)
Talk with Sly
Get one Gacha Doll
Get 10 Gacha Dolls
Get all Gacha Dolls!
Finish the game!!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 6/8 (80/110 points)